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College Rules

College Rule #1
People leave. They transfer. They drop out. They graduate. It sucks. If you have my luck, half of your closest friends will all leave at the same time.
College Rule #2
It's normal not to get along with your roommates. Just try to be civil with each other, and if it really makes you uncomfortable to be in your own room, talk to your RA or Housing Director. You shouldn't have to live somewhere where you don't feel welcomed. Remember, it's your room, too.
College Rule #3
Communication between roommates is super important. If you have a problem, talk to your roommates about it and try to work it out... don't be manipulative.
College Rule #4
There is nothing classier than saying bye to a roommate by throwing up. Drink responsibly, kids.
College Rule #5
It is perfectly ok, and even encouraged, to get food AWAY from the school cafeteria every once in a while.
College Rule #6
If someone asks you to go out and do something, go with them. You make experiences everywhere, everyday. Even something as little as going to Denny's at midnight can produce some funny stories and great memories.
College Rule #7
Unless you have a good reason and every intention of going back (like you don't have the funds, or you aren't sure where to continue your schooling) don't take a year off from college. Just stick it out the couple of years and don't waste the time and effort you already put into it. If you stop going because you don't feel like going, you most likely will never go back.
College Rule #8
Make sure that you have constant contact with your school. If they only send emails to you through the email account they gave you, than make sure you're checking it regularly and that it's still available to you.
College Rule #9
Don't underestimate the powers of Skype. It really helps emotionally and entertaining-wise to make you feel better, and it keeps you connected with people back home and friends away at other colleges.
College Rule #10
If you can't make it to class, you can always try to Skype in. Just make sure it's ok with your professor! (and that you have a friend with a computer in that class)
College Rule #11
Be prepared to get asked about school time and time again. You will get asked so much, that you will actually prefer being at school where at least the only thing people ask you there is what major are you or what dorm are you in (although, that get's pretty old pretty fast, too).
College Rule #12
College doesn't define who you are for the rest of your life. Now's the time to explore.


Life Rules

Life Rule #1
If someone cheats you out of money or hears you incorrectly, speak up and say something. If you sit back and let it happen to you, you really forfeit all rights to complain.
Life Rule #2
There's nothing wrong with being single. Never force yourself to be in a relationship just because you don't want to be alone.
Life Rule #3
Snow is Satan.


Rules About Jayy

Rule #1 About Jayy
She tends to ramble on and on about nothing in particular, so that something that should take a sentence to say takes 2 paragraphs. Mostly, she just says everything she's thinking.
Rule #2 About Jayy
She is one broke ass college student with no funds and no foreseeable income in the near future. She's trying though.
Rule #3 About Jayy
She 9 times out of 10 will hate what she creates. She's always jealous of everyone else's work and never happy with her own. She wants to know how to make it better, but she usually never has any idea how to go about doing that.
Rule #4 About Jayy
She thinks she's older than she is... and will constantly mention that fact. "I'm getting old."
Rule #5 About Jayy
She's not mushy gushy. Of course she has her moments when she just wants to express her love to all of the people that are important to her. Of course she likes cute couple things and cute moments. But no. She does not like PDA or expressing those moments all over the internet or in public. Some things should be kept private. Ain't none of yo damn business.
Rule #6 About Jayy
She's an avid rambler, a master story teller, and constantly smiling.
Rule #7 About Jayy
She's not super great at any one thing, but she's pretty good at almost everything she tries. EXCELLENT AT NOTHING, MEDIOCRE AT EVERYTHING! (except sports and cooking - she's God awful at that)
Rule #8 About Jayy
She does not do morning. 11am classes are borderline early. She will undoubtedly be late to and sleep through any 8am class she has frequently.
Rule #9 About Jayy
She doesn't exercise. She doesn't eat healthy. So don't assume she's fit or in shape just because she's skinny. And ESPECIALLY don't argue with her about it. I think she knows her body a little better than you do.
Rule #10 About Jayy
She has 3 ex-boyfriends, although the first one doesn't really count. The first was a football player, the second, a theater kid, and the third is in her web design major. They're all vastly different, but they've all been gamers at some point or another. Hell, the second one is at college for video game design.
Rule #11 About Jayy
She is terrified of needles. Hates them with a passion. But she has 6 piercings, and wants 3 more and a tattoo.

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